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50 shades of crazy

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24 Comments to 50 shades of crazy

  1. I think I’ve dated her!! There are so many women like this (Well, American women anyway…). You do EXACTLY what they say and give them EXACTLY what they want, and they get mad!!

    Well… I guess the song wasn’t written for no reason!!

  2. adlyia on July 14th, 2012
  3. Not sure which one is supposed to be crazy here. I’d be pretty mad if a guy suddenly changed his mind about whether we could ‘hang out’ from one evening to the next day. Sounds like he said what he needed to say to get sex, then had buyer’s remorse.

  4. Jessica on July 14th, 2012
  5. Jessica,

    Those texts are both from the same girl, idiot. James didn’t send either of them.

  6. JessicaIsDumb on July 14th, 2012
  7. The damn games woman play…..

  8. Uhave2bekiddin! on July 14th, 2012
  9. The stupid b!tch didn’t think it possible that he was away from his phone for 28 minutes and didn’t have a chance to respond to her first message? Or that he wasn’t sure what to say? Or was too busy driving over to collect his stuff?

    I’m so glad I’ve never been involved with a nutcase like that.

  10. The Last Universalist on July 14th, 2012
  11. Careful what you wish for

  12. netjnke on July 15th, 2012
  13. Well, she just clearly told him to pack his bags and go…..if he had done anything else, it would probably constitute harassment or stalking. Whether he was willing to fight for the relationship is irrelevant in the face of such a clear statement from the girl.

  14. Deep Thought on July 15th, 2012
  15. Ok, I stand corrected.
    I hope you now feel much, much better about yourself. Sounds like you need every opportunity to feel smart that you can have.

  16. Jessica on July 15th, 2012
  17. Way to go Jessica, It was only yourself that managed to miss the obvious and get it completely wrong, then you managed to turn your admittance of stupidity into an insult to the person who pointed it out. It would appear that you NEVER get the opportunity to feel smart. Poor you. You scored First Class Honours in D U M B.

  18. Jenny Taylia on July 16th, 2012
  19. Oh, so your usual alias is Jenny? I’ll keep that in mind, sweetie. Glad to know you can notice subtlety when you see it. I wouldn’t have been sure of that.

  20. Jessica on July 16th, 2012
  21. You’re not sure of anything really are you dear? How you even manage to dress yourself in the morning is surely a puzzle.

  22. I waxed my bollocks on July 16th, 2012
  23. Girls like this ruin things for the rest of us. Can someone really be THAT dumb? You told him to get lost – don’t whine when he does.

  24. DS on July 16th, 2012
  25. Gah! Guys don’t like it when women play this sort of immature game. Sometimes I want to beat the crap out of my fellow women with the stupid ideas they come up with to try and make a man “prove” he loves them.

  26. Jami on July 16th, 2012
  27. Please do, Jami. It would help us guys a lot if women would stop this BS. I refuse to date women who play these dumb games.

  28. The Last Universalist on July 16th, 2012
  29. Bitches be crazy.

  30. AlfaCowboy on July 16th, 2012
  31. Well… An ex-boyfriend did EXACTLY the same to me some years ago… So sorry to break it to you but it’s not just a woman’s thing.

  32. Mina on July 17th, 2012
  33. Women do it a lot more than men, Mina. Along with “I’ll make him jealous by flirting with this other guy.”

    Crap like that only works on I Love Lucy. And even then it often ended with Ricky spanking Lucy.

  34. Jami on July 17th, 2012
  35. Why’s everyone makin this so complicated? Always do the opposite of what a woman says. If the sex is half decent a guy will stick around for more of it until the crazy outweighs the quality of sex.

  36. Pat on July 17th, 2012
  37. She’ll be begging for him to come back in a day or 2

  38. Max on July 17th, 2012
  39. Ricky: “Lucy!”


    Lucy: “Wah!”

    Fred: “You hit her pretty hard there, Rick.”

  40. Mike from Canmore on July 19th, 2012
  41. Thats all women

  42. Chadev2 on July 20th, 2012
  43. i dont understand why jessica is an idiot or dumb…i was very confused when i first saw this pic until i read the comments. why must ppl be so rude to ppl? just because they are confused or misread something does not make them an idiot…come on now!

  44. cherry on July 21st, 2012
  45. Collect your stuff, James, then run like hell. And don’t ever look back!

  46. RedNightDragon1 on November 22nd, 2012
  47. jessica is the only one here that seems more stupid than claire

  48. Doc on January 8th, 2013

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