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6 Comments to Amsterdam

  1. Thats gonna be one pissed off dude when he finds out that he can’t do drugs in amsterdam anymore unless he is a resident of the city…No more recreational pot smoking for tourists cuz of jack asses like this…But enjoy the hookers since you clearly need to pay for sex

  2. T on April 27th, 2012
  3. You don’t pay hookers for sex, you pay them to leave when you’re done. And really, you end up paying for it one way or another when it’s a hooker or your girlfriend/wife.

  4. Jeremy on April 27th, 2012
  5. Jeremy is right. But I’d rather pay them to leave, than have them hang around bitching all the time.

  6. Killer Tuna on April 28th, 2012
  7. Actually, he won’t be partaking in any hookers while he’s there either as they don’t allow tourists into the brothels. It’s how they keep the hookers clean. They claim STD’s are usually brought over by American tourists. The ban on tourists in the “coffee shops” hasn’t been enacted yet either from my understanding it’s only something that is being proposed right now.

  8. Dollface on May 2nd, 2012
  9. If all of that is true…boy is this asshole gonna be disappointed!!

  10. faceless person on June 19th, 2012
  11. This asshole has no respect for women…I see lots of penicillin in his future.

  12. angie on June 20th, 2012

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