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13 Comments to But her finger said no

  1. This bitch is going to have to get either her ring or her finger cut off.

  2. OneLessFinger on December 10th, 2013
  3. Ok as a guy I can confirm we have no idea what size ring you wear or even what a ring size is. And we can’t ask you can we?

    He has to guess, and she is so exited she forces it on. Let’s hope the finger does not have to be amputated.

  4. EMB on December 11th, 2013
  5. Of course she said yes and didn’t care the ring does not fit. She has given her last blowjob.

  6. Beavis on December 11th, 2013
  7. Yep, last blow job. but as a guy if you don’t know her ring size, she has to have more than one ring and can sneak one of those to get the right size. Or you can ask one of her friends or get one a size larger and get it resized later.

  8. Jeffe on December 11th, 2013
  9. Jeffe, you do NOT want to get a ring even one size larger than what the woman wears. That’s like buying her a dress that’s too large. She’ll start bitching that you thought she was fat and all that crap. Women are overly-sensitive to that stuff.

  10. BB on December 11th, 2013
  11. Wow, if you guys think that’s what marriage is and how women are I feel sorry for you. My ring was a size too big, I didn’t give a shit, and my fiance got a real good blow job that night, and still does two years later.

  12. an actual woman on December 12th, 2013
  13. Ring was originally for some hot bitch this loser couldn’t keep home servicing him. Now you can see that old ring is not meant for the fat broad he has now.

  14. Red Raider on December 12th, 2013
  15. She has man-hands.

  16. Picklestink on December 13th, 2013
  17. fisting my daddy’s poop hole, fisting it nice and good, FISTING MY DADDIE”S POO HOLE NOW LIKE I KNEW I SHOULD AND WOULD AND COULD PHUCK YEAH!

  18. Popanator on December 17th, 2013
  19. if your not to fat to put this ring on, will you marry me?

  20. Doc on December 28th, 2013
  21. but that is the in thing…fat girls!

  22. Tara on January 2nd, 2014
  23. The gumball machine does not give you a size option! Lol

  24. Kelley on January 7th, 2014
  25. I believe the rule of thumb (see what I did there?) is that the ring size is the same as the shoe size or within a half of that. So if you take a look in her shoe (when she’s not looking) you can get a good ballpark idea on the ring size. If she has slender fingers, go a half down. If they are more full, go a half size up.

    Easy Peasy! Finger Squeezy!

  26. Robert P. Wills on August 28th, 2014

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