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13 Comments to Cat problems

  1. Judging by her pic I’d want to lay on her chest too

  2. A$$MAN on November 29th, 2012
  3. If your cat back handed you will that be better? ;) :) :D :P

  4. Douche Bag on November 29th, 2012
  5. i wanna be that cat >.>

  6. mordred on November 29th, 2012
  7. There is a simple two step problem to condition that behavior out of your cat.

    1) Grasp cat by neck and throw it at high velocity towards the nearest wall or solid object.

    2) Repeat.

  8. AlfaCowboy on November 29th, 2012
  9. Bearing in mind that your cat has probably just been covering it’s shit with those same paws, you might wanna keep them away from your mouth. Or be known forever by your new name Shit Lips. Ugh.

  10. Jenny Taylia on November 29th, 2012
  11. Oh no, your cat sexually assaulted/raped you!! You must report this to the po-po and have him euthanized.

  12. Moe Sizlek on November 30th, 2012
  13. I bet that wasn’t the first time someone(other than her cat) told er too Shut the f*ck up…talk to much???

  14. Rocketman on December 1st, 2012
  15. Instead of crying, maybe she should just go kill herself, and the rest of the world wouldn’t have to know how bad her life is to have a cat…

  16. CSA on December 1st, 2012
  17. @Alfa cowboy…Would love for someone to take you, and sling your faggot ass up against a wall..then repeat..

  18. CSA on December 1st, 2012
  19. Internet tough guys are hilarious,CSA. Go have a hot pocket and finish your online gaming session, you goofball.

  20. AlfaCowboy on December 3rd, 2012
  21. She’s just being whiney. My cat wakes me up at 4AM because she’s hungry. She jumps up onto my chest, takes her paw, and hooks one nail on my lip and pulls it down to open my lips, and promptly lets go. Weirdest thing ever, but in order to quit that, I do one of 2 things: 1) Feed her. 2) Pretend like I’m going to feed her then slam the door behind her until 6AM.
    The solutions are plentiful

  22. LOG From BLAMMO! on December 3rd, 2012
  23. It’s horribly sad when pet owners are so clueless that they can’t understand the most blatant and common behaviors of their pets, like an affectionate gesture. She doesn’t deserve to have a cat.

  24. Hap on December 6th, 2012
  25. I guess the cat’s name was Garfield.

  26. Jon on November 4th, 2014

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