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15 Comments to Condoms.

  1. well congradulations

  2. tracy on November 29th, 2012
  3. Wrap it…
    Just wrap it…
    Wrap it real good…
    Wrap it…

  4. t on November 29th, 2012
  5. Can I pleaseeeeeeeee cut his balls off with a dull knife, pleaseee

  6. Ron on November 29th, 2012
  7. Why stop at his balls? Cut the whole works off. Wait, this guy is a total dick, so you’d have to kill him…

  8. Mihalinka on November 29th, 2012
  9. The real issue is, why would any girl have unprotected sex with this born loser? Women need to be more assertive. Tell your one-night stand if it ain’t wrapped, it ain’t going in the oven.

    I’ll bet this jerk doesn’t have a job and can’t pay child support.

  10. The Last Universalist on November 29th, 2012
  11. fnk niggas

  12. obama on November 29th, 2012
  13. Castration. Please.

  14. Ash on November 29th, 2012
  15. No balloon…no party. simple as that.

  16. Marcie on November 29th, 2012
  17. what does he have to worry about? losers don’t have to pay to raise their bastard children, we do.

  18. Snap N. McGarrett on November 29th, 2012
  19. If Romney had have won the election this never would have happened.

  20. Ch'booie on November 30th, 2012
  21. Humans should have been created with a switch. The sex organs don’t work unless the persons IQ is high enough.

  22. BenVincent on November 30th, 2012
  23. @ Ch’booie

    What?! Please let us know that you aren’t THAT F*@#ing stupid!!

    You & this kid may want to go get a DNA test. After reading your comment, I think there is a 99.9% chance that you’re ONE of his offspring!!

  24. Yankee Dixon on November 30th, 2012
  25. I agree with BenVincent, if only it really worked that way. But then, there would be no PeopleOfWalmart, no guests on Springer, etc.

  26. Robin on November 30th, 2012
  27. You won’t be excited when you are nailed for child support..hope you have a good job because your looking at about $200 or more a month for each of them. Ever hear of condoms? you obviously don’t respect women and can’t be loyal to just one of them. Do they know about each other? I hope so along with kicking your ass allover the place. If you screw anything that walks,then what kind of father do you think you will make? Please get a vasectomy.

  28. angie on December 2nd, 2012
  29. “WOW!” Like it’s difficult.

  30. Hap on December 6th, 2012

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