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6 Comments to Contradictions

  1. When I turn 50 I’m going to divorce my wife and get a hot 20 yr old Thai girl just to creep everyone out. Boo Yah! Dreams….we all need dreams.

  2. Picklestink on December 3rd, 2013
  3. Realdolls do not count Picklestink.

  4. Ugly Betty on December 5th, 2013
  5. He may be disgusting, but he’s definitely lucky! Or very rich. Either way, he wins.

  6. Oogie on December 7th, 2013
  7. 50? i would rather jump into a pool of piranhas then get even near a woman that’s older then 30…..relationship wise.

  8. mordred on December 11th, 2013
  9. Old ladies are never hot, no matter how much the media tries to tout them as such.

  10. AlfaCowboy on December 24th, 2013
  11. Older women are so much better than young ones there’s really no comparison.

  12. Preston Johnson on May 7th, 2014

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