I’m not sure I want to know about what a cucumber was doing up someone’s rectal opening.
Actually, change that. I’m sure I DON’T want to know.
This is just a teaser to the story of why he doesn’t eat cucumbers. Sort of a prequel to a horrifying night that culminates in his having to remove a vegetable from a dude’s ass.
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