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15 Comments to Dating problems

  1. Because he’s not delusional, that’s why.

  2. Northerngirl on October 21st, 2013
  3. They should have blacked out the rest of her too. Eeeesh!

  4. SACHIC on October 21st, 2013
  5. Sigh.. loosely translated:
    Why would an African American cease to converse with a lovely lady such as myself? There are no other ladies as lovely as I am.

    Aww Hellz yo.. I even comez with da herpies

  6. Just Someone on October 22nd, 2013
  7. well…sometimes you just have to cut your losses and move on. if I want to date a gorilla I’ll sneak into the zoo.

  8. Miasma on October 22nd, 2013
  9. Maybe he just sobered up and realized you were a nigger

  10. mike reiley on October 22nd, 2013
  11. Just like Windows 8, some upgrades just aren’t worth it.

  12. Picklestink on October 22nd, 2013
  13. You guys do know, unless she finds out about this, she will never read these comments right?

    If you’re going to write such rayciss shit at least say it to the person’s face (it didn’t be that hard to find her FB Page).

    (Racist is spelled to be read how it’s written)

  14. post is rayciss on November 4th, 2013
  15. Anyone who would go after a girl like you is really desparate and horny. Your the bitch for making yourself look easy.

  16. gemini on November 10th, 2013
  17. i like the chase……..i also would need several hands for a flashlight, map, compass, rope, and other cave diving gear. any girl after you is a 100% upgrade, like upgrading from the very first pc to the most recent…….

  18. mordred on December 11th, 2013
  19. How do you f$%#@ a fat chick? roll her in flour and f%$#@ the wet parts! Nasty nigger!

  20. Tara on January 2nd, 2014
  21. As soon as a black person starts referring to other people, things or animals as nigga or nigger, i have no choice but to dismiss them as being an unintelligent, ignorant, dumbass.

  22. What the What on January 20th, 2014
  23. Her body’s a mess, and obvously there’s no class or beauty in her personality to make up for it. I don’t care WHAT color the chick is, she’s trash trash trash regardless!

  24. PatriotAct on January 25th, 2014
  25. picklestink: YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!
    Maybe like all windows users (mac too) he finally realized his operating system was giving him viruses…so he switched to Linux!

  26. Doc on March 21st, 2014
  27. post is rayciss: more than likely she will read this. One guy on neighbor shame reads stuff about his house and responds.
    And how much crack have you smoked?
    If you’re going to write such rayciss shit at least say it to the person’s face (it didn’t be that hard to find her FB Page).
    “it didn’t be that hard”???
    it didn’t be that hard to go to skoo. stupid nigg.

  28. Doc on March 21st, 2014
  29. Well, once the african american uses the N word, the rest of us have the green light too right?? Love your posts. I mean if da niggers don’t stop using it, why does anyone else?

  30. Mark Smith on August 10th, 2014

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