Is that you, Smoove B.?
Damn. AlfaCowboy beat me to it.
Dude, that’s not creepy at all! He doesn’t sound like he collects heads in his freezer at all…
what does this mean “make a cripple man walk up and shoot the gift” I sure hope the women out there don’t fall for this load of shit.
This is so pathetic ; I will never fall for anything like this. This is literally worse than a 3th grader’s : LOVE NOTE.
Worse thing I have ever heard.
If she has a Man leave her alone
I hope she told this guy to #### off and in which way to go..randomly texting numbers in hopes of getting a date or laid is really pathetic. Go join a dating site..stupid loser.
“A real beast will bring comfort to a woman’s sole”
He’s got this foot thing going on…
This is pathetic on so many levels its not even funny. Call me a romantic but remember when you used to have to spell in a love note to charm a woman?
What a dickhead…
Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
‘730’ is ‘Leo’ in ‘leet speak’
So we can rest knowing at least that the young man does not go through life, named for the time he should have started his school day.
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