Ah yes, spoken like a woman who can’t find a man who is willing to put up with her stupid shallow ass.
Not all good men are taken. They’re just not dumb enough to settle for her.
So I might have parked on many gay parking spaces in my life and not known it. That is unsettling.
The correct punchline for this ancient joke is “all the good ones are taken and the rest are HANDICAPPED.”
Maybe all the good men are out looking for a girl with some punctuation and spelling skills.
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