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I don’t think that’s how it works

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12 Comments to I don’t think that’s how it works

  1. Just another dumb bitch.

  2. RED on July 11th, 2012
  3. Gawd…I can only hope this stupid bitch doesn’t procreate.

  4. Winozzle on July 11th, 2012
  5. she’d be a mother or a father depending on which gender her kid was.

  6. Scruff Cardinale on July 11th, 2012
  7. Sadly, this mistake is not uncommon and hasn’t been for years.

    A generation ago, basketball player Chuck Nevitt was quoted by Sports Illustrated as saying, “My sister is expecting a baby, and I don’t know whether I’ll be an uncle or an aunt.”

  8. The Last Universalist on July 11th, 2012
  9. Oh my god I despair for the human race. Glad i’m not one. How can anyone be so effing dumb????

  10. I waxed my bollocks on July 12th, 2012
  11. Nevitt was joking. The whole “aunt or uncle” thing is a punchline from an old Polish joke.

  12. hoodoo on July 12th, 2012
  13. I’m not so sure Nevitt was joking. Athletes aren’t always the brightest bulb in the room… case in point, around the time Nevitt made remarks, Bob Horner was asked why he didn’t have a beard and replied “I’ve been traveling so much, I haven’t had time to grow it.” And there’s the famous observation about Mike Tyson when he was just as stupid after serving his time: “Why would anyone expect him to come out any smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.”

  14. The Last Universalist on July 12th, 2012
  15. o.o how do we know she’s not a drag queen? or she’s just dumb as shit

  16. mordred on July 12th, 2012
  17. Nevitt was joking. This bitch is just dumb.

  18. xander on July 12th, 2012
  19. what if the person was having fraternal twins 1 boy and 1 girl

  20. anne on July 12th, 2012
  21. u faggets r jus stupid ahahahahahaha

  22. jimbo jones on July 13th, 2012
  23. I have an uncle that thought he was an Aunt because I was the first niece he had. No joking, and he really is that weird.

  24. NoNo9810 on July 21st, 2012

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