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I get the feeling my Facebook friends don’t take Easter very seriously



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8 Comments to I get the feeling my Facebook friends don’t take Easter very seriously

  1. You’re just mad that Jesus made you dumb as hell.

  2. Josie on April 15th, 2012
  3. Bowler Jesus died for your pins
    Leatherface Jesus died for your skins
    Comedian Jesus died for your grins
    Biker Jesus died for your Schwinns
    Norwegian Jesus died your Svens
    Health nut Jesus died for your cleanse
    Optometrist Jesus died for your lens
    NBC Jesus died for your Friends
    Diver Jesus died for your bends
    Car enthusiast Jesus died for your Benz
    Doublemint Jesus died for your twins
    Musician Jesus died for for your violins

  4. Jim on May 1st, 2012
  5. y’all are goin straight to hell for that

  6. Crg on May 28th, 2012
  7. Recycling Jesus died for your tins
    Spearfishing Jesus died for yor fins
    Blackjack Jesus died for your wins
    Jane Seymour Jesus died for your Quinn’s

  8. Suzanne on June 10th, 2012
  9. Window dresser Jesus died for your mannequins.

  10. faceless person on June 19th, 2012
  11. Ok you bunch of ########!!!!! not funny. I don’t care if you are not religious or if you are. Anyone who makes fun of jesus can go ###K yourselves. There is a spot that is specially reserved in hell for you. Its a shame that you were allowed to be born—there are certain circumstances for abortion and your posting & commenting jokes made the #1 reason for one.

  12. angie on June 20th, 2012
  13. Angie, spoken as a TRUE Christian! lol

  14. JackNawf on June 24th, 2012
  15. Ahhh yes Angie… Show us that tolerance that Jesus always spoke of… Way to lead Angie way to lead… Wont you feel dumb when you get to heaven and jesus though these jokes were funny as hell.. Because.. he forgives us you know…

  16. David on July 1st, 2012

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