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15 Comments to You’re doing everything wrong

  1. Rachel must be the sister of the kind who thinks the sun is not a star.

  2. jeffm209 on January 17th, 2012
  3. do people this ignorant really exist? 0_o

  4. jenn on January 17th, 2012
  5. This explains why so many people offer me chicken after I tell them that I’m a vegetarian.

  6. Melissa on January 17th, 2012
  7. what a fucking moron.

  8. blank on January 17th, 2012
  9. read the line above this one again, what more needs to be said!

  10. mong on January 18th, 2012
  11. blank’s comment pretty much says it all…

  12. Susie on January 18th, 2012
  13. This person is a “Vegetarian Sympathizer”
    Folks who do eat meat, fish, and chicken — but perhaps much less than they once did, and perhaps more carefully (they may choose organically raised meats). They lean somewhat towards a low- or no-meat way in their thinking. Frequently Sympathizers and Pesces are on the continuum towards a lacto-ovo or vegan way of eating.

    But, her last comment raises it to what blank stated.

  14. Log From Blammo on January 18th, 2012
  15. See? Salad makes you stupid!!!

  16. Kessog on January 19th, 2012
  17. Vegetarians can eat poultry, fish. VEGANS are strictly no animal products whatsoever. Get your facts straight people lol. My ex gf was vegetarian but boy did she like her some puddytat.

  18. JoBo on January 20th, 2012
  19. The following is taken from http://www.vegetarianvegan.com/Vegan_Vs_Vegetarian.html

    VEGETARIAN:
    Vegetarian is a blanket term used to describe a person who does not consume meat, poultry, fish, or seafood.

    This grouping includes vegans and the various sub-categories of vegetarian; however, it generally implies someone who has less dietary restrictions than a vegan.

    SEMI-VEGETARIAN:
    The term semi-vegetarian is usually used to describe someone who is a vegetarian who consumes dairy products, eggs, chicken, and fish, but does not consume other animal flesh.

    OVO-LACTO-VEGETARIAN:
    Ovo-lacto vegetarians are vegetarians who do not consume meat, poultry, fish, and seafood, but do consume eggs and milk. This is the largest group of vegetarians.

    OVO-VEGETARIAN:
    Ovo-vegetarian is a term used to describe someone who would be a vegan if they did not consume eggs.

    LACTO-VEGETARIAN:
    Lacto-vegetarian is a term used to describe someone who would be a vegan if they did not consume milk.

    VEGAN:
    Vegan is the strictest sub-category of vegetarians. Vegans do not consume any animal products or by-products. Some go as far as not even consuming honey and yeast. Others do not wear any clothing made from animal products.

  20. Heh on January 20th, 2012
  21. LOL, define stuff all you want.

    talk about missing the point….

  22. sammyd on January 26th, 2012
  23. ROFLCOPTERWAFFLEDICKFACELOLHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. matt on January 27th, 2012
  25. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore :|

  26. Professor Farnsworth on March 11th, 2012
  27. A conversation my teenage daughter thought up…

    Person A: steak IS SO a veggie!

    Person B: For the last time… Vegetables are compromised of often starrchy but rarely sweet leaves, fruit, or flowering part of a plant. Steak comes from bovine, which are, by definition, animals.

    Person A: But ‘you are whatcha eat’, and cows eat grass. Mmmmm, tasty grass~ Grass is a plant and plants are vegetables so cows are vegetables. I win!

    Person B: *facepalm* I give up…

    Person C: *looks up from cereal* So…. I guess that makes you a cow.

    Person A:….. LIES!

  28. Heeyyy now on March 22nd, 2012
  29. can all you people look up the definitions of vegetarian and vegan, please. smh

  30. kiki on May 22nd, 2012

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