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It’s all about strategy





8 Comments to It’s all about strategy

  1. I just give ‘em a little spank on the bottom.

  2. Snap N. McGarrett on September 17th, 2012
  3. lol Snap

  4. netjnke on September 17th, 2012
  5. Also could’ve ended it like, “….only happens 1 of 2 ways, if I have a knife, or if I smack it first repeatedly with an open palm”

  6. Snap on September 18th, 2012
  7. or 2 other ways: have a cat o nine tails, or get it’s bottom bare and spank it >:)

  8. mordred on September 18th, 2012
  9. I see why this guy has a hard time getting laid as his text says it all…doesn’t respect women. Neither do the ones who previously posted comments. You guys make me sick..there is more to us than you realize and some day a thing called karma will pay you back.

  10. angie on September 19th, 2012
  11. angie the stuff i posted in my comment are only used for when the woman is willing. plus i live by the line ” if it harms none, do what you will” so yeah i know about karma and it’ll come back not once but three times more bad.

  12. mordred on September 19th, 2012
  13. ….or maybe it’s an off color joke, Angie, on a humor website known for off color jokes. It appears karma has already paid you back by removing your sense of humor and perspective. Yeesh.

  14. AlfaCowboy on September 19th, 2012
  15. Shut the fuck up, Angie and make me a sammich. Humorless twat.

  16. Snap N. McGarrett on September 20th, 2012

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