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10 Comments to Light speed

  1. *astronomical unit

  2. millipede on December 4th, 2012
  3. It won’t be her favorite subject when she flunks for being an airhead.

  4. angie on December 4th, 2012
  5. There should be horoscopes out there that tells you, “Hey, you’re gonna make a fool of yourself if you don’t start using your head!” She probably would’ve gotten the message then if she loves astrology so much.

  6. lilbird92 on December 4th, 2012
  7. Wow. It’s more funny since neither if those are true.. A light year is a unit of measurement, yes, but it is the distance light travels in one year in a vacuum. Now what..?

  8. Victoria on December 4th, 2012
  9. The entire solar system is within a light year.

  10. Heh on December 5th, 2012
  11. Angie she can’t flunk ‘astrology’, it isn’t a subject; ‘astronomy’ is. Well, in this part of the world, at least.

  12. Mike on December 5th, 2012
  13. I was a teenager talking to a 28-year-old who had just graduated university with a degree in English literature. I asked her what she thought about James Joyce, and she said she’d never heard of him. I was astonished and said, “he wrote Ulysses!” and she said, “no, Ulysses was an old Roman story.” She insisted that there was no James Joyce because, if there was, she would have heard about him. Sadly, the world is full of these types; but what is worse, is that she had a university degree in English–they gave one to her–makes you wonder….

  14. Hap on December 6th, 2012
  15. A man went to a parent teacher conference at his daughter’s elementary school. The teacher said they would be learning astrology next quarter. Dad said, “You mean astronomy, don’t you?” The teacher said “It’s the same thing.”

  16. Muriel on February 6th, 2013
  17. The term is Astronomical Unit dimwit.

  18. Geo on March 17th, 2013
  19. Nobody comes out of this looking good.

  20. Dr Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff on December 13th, 2013

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