There should be horoscopes out there that tells you, “Hey, you’re gonna make a fool of yourself if you don’t start using your head!” She probably would’ve gotten the message then if she loves astrology so much.
I was a teenager talking to a 28-year-old who had just graduated university with a degree in English literature. I asked her what she thought about James Joyce, and she said she’d never heard of him. I was astonished and said, “he wrote Ulysses!” and she said, “no, Ulysses was an old Roman story.” She insisted that there was no James Joyce because, if there was, she would have heard about him. Sadly, the world is full of these types; but what is worse, is that she had a university degree in English–they gave one to her–makes you wonder….
A man went to a parent teacher conference at his daughter’s elementary school. The teacher said they would be learning astrology next quarter. Dad said, “You mean astronomy, don’t you?” The teacher said “It’s the same thing.”