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12 Comments to Marilyn Monroe

  1. Tough audience!

  2. Joe Blohe on July 17th, 2012
  3. Actually, Miss Monroe was murdered by an unholy alliance of the CIA and the Mob, both of whom had reasons to want her silenced.

    I love the quote, though! And Marilyn was amazingly sexy. If I could go back in time I’d worship that Goddess 24/7.

  4. The Last Universalist on July 17th, 2012
  5. It doesn’t get much more gorgeous than Marilyn Monroe and I’ve always loved that quote. Dude that commented on that picture is probably one of the ones that is same as all the rest.

  6. DS on July 17th, 2012
  7. Hey, maybe Marilyn OD’d because she got tired of waiting around for a man to tell her that he wasn’t like all the others.

  8. Jess on July 17th, 2012
  9. yeah what kind of fruit cake would send in pictures of his girlfriend for a bunch of horny kids that live in their mothers basement to beat off too? none of you fags have a girlfriend and never will… these pictures are the closest you will ever get to a woman
    deal with that faggets

  10. jimbo jones on July 18th, 2012
  11. Jimbo, I think you posted to the wrong location buddy. Of course, with a name like “Jimbo” you probably emphasize physical instead of mental skills in your skill set.

  12. The Last Universalist on July 18th, 2012
  13. ahahahaha good one the last universlut ahahahahahahaha you come here every day lookin for women ur fagget ass cant touch its funny to read ur posts cua yur desperate to get out of moma basement

  14. jimbo jones on July 19th, 2012
  15. Did you even read the original post, Jimmy boy? Oh wait, that implies that you know how to read. Which clearly you don’t.

    Here are the mistakes in elementary reading comprehension you made.

    The original FB poster was a girl, not a guy.

    It’s not a picture of anybody’s “girlfriend”, it’s a poster of Marilyn Monroe. She was murdered by the CIA and the mob 50 years ago.

    The guy who FB commented on the Monroe poster didn’t say a thing about a girlfriend, he was commenting on the quote from Miss Monroe.

    So your original post, “What kind of fruitcake would send in pictures of his girlfriend, etc” makes ZERO sense. No one sent in a picture of a girlfriend! I gave you the benefit of the doubt and assumed you made a mouse error, posted your comment to the wrong post. It does happen.

    If you deliberately posted it to this post than it makes the situation 10 times worse, because none of what you said applies in any way, shape or form to this post. So in the words of Reginold from You Are A Fucking Moron, I therefore conclude that you must be retarded.

    I attended the theatre tonight and saw a performance of Upright Grand with my lovely girlfriend. I hope you enjoyed your time reading Penthouse in your mom’s basement.

  16. The Last Universalist on July 19th, 2012
  17. It seems to me that John and Bobby Kennedy were pretty much the same and she was kinda doing them both.

  18. Kessog on July 19th, 2012
  19. blah blah blah lololol faggets

  20. jimbo jones on July 21st, 2012
  21. FYI, Jimmy, the correct spelling is F-A-G-G-O-T-S, not F-A-G-G-E-T-S. But if you had graduated high school, you would already know that.

  22. The Last Universalist on July 24th, 2012
  23. To The Last Universalist:

    I think that I love you. That was the best/funniest post I’ve read this week.

  24. Beverly on July 24th, 2012

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