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25 Comments to Mayan Apocalypse, please hurry up

  1. whatta douche on July 13th, 2012
  2. The stupidity, it burns!

    I need a transfer… to a new planet. Where the inhabitants have more brains than Zeus gave a doorknob.

  3. The Last Universalist on July 13th, 2012
  4. Our future is doomed.

  5. HarleenQuinzel on July 13th, 2012
  6. I hope this is made up. Is anyone really that stupid?

  7. netjnke on July 13th, 2012
  8. The scary part is that she has a child to raise. This is how the generations get dumber and lazier.

  9. Uhave2bekiddin! on July 13th, 2012
  10. @netjinke: Regrettably, yes. People really ARE this stupid.

    I once had a female acquaintance ask me if she could get pregnant from engaging in anal sex. I was tempted to tell her yes, that’s how we get lawyers, but I was afraid if I did so she’d actually believe me.

  11. The Last Universalist on July 13th, 2012
  12. This has to faked. Nobody could be that stupid.

  13. Mihalinka on July 13th, 2012
  14. This girl is officially the dumbest chick on the planet. I pity that baby.

  15. Mamasan on July 13th, 2012
  16. The ex BF is lucky to be rid of that cheating F-tard.

  17. Kessog on July 13th, 2012
  18. Wowza. I guess she never took health. Or God forgot to add a brain. Either one.

  19. Nichole on July 14th, 2012
  20. how stupid can a bitch to be? well you have your answer folks! she obviously knows nothing about how you get pregnant let alone condom breakage RETARD

  21. Not A Real Person on July 14th, 2012
  22. that is a troll. it’s fake.

  23. suckit on July 15th, 2012
  24. SUCKIT God do I hope its fake. Her thought process is so f-ed up it makes my head hurt. If it is true then her “BF” is the only lucky one in this story and the baby is the poor poor loser.

  25. Ed on July 15th, 2012
  26. @TLU – Actually, you can get pregnant from anal sex. Provided there is a tear in that area that allows sperm to go from the anus to the vagina. Heck, even virgins can get pregnant if their thighs and vulva are wet and a man ejaculates on them.

    It’s a one in a million chance, but it has happened.

  27. Jami on July 15th, 2012
  28. Jami – Are you really that effing stupid?

  29. Odin on July 16th, 2012
  30. I’m sorry, but I agree with Odin on this one.

    Also – YA is known for its trolls.

  31. Log from BLAMMO! on July 16th, 2012
  32. Jami’s right in this case.

    Odin, say you’re sorry.

  33. hoodoo on July 16th, 2012
  34. u faggets r fuckin stoopid! this happend to a bitch on my blok lololololol what a slut

  35. jimbo jones on July 16th, 2012
  36. No

  37. Odin on July 16th, 2012
  38. Is it rude to feel better about my straight A’s when I see this? This is so stupid! It’s like, I’m going to bang my head against a wall until this memory is erased AFTER i call child protective services.

  39. Lacey on July 17th, 2012
  40. I don’t know if it’s already a term or not. If not I’m making it one. When people like this who are too dumb to breed go ahead and produce an offspring anyway they are “concreating” as in con being the opposite of pro.

  41. Scruff Cardinale on July 17th, 2012
  42. Ha, Lacey, that’s hilarious!

  43. Mike from Canmore on July 19th, 2012
  44. Obvious troll.

  45. Jee on August 12th, 2012
  46. WOW!!! to the above comments…yes,some people choose to act stupid. If you are white and the baby looks black then its obvious that the girl cheated on her boyfriend..condoms do break. How can she say her boyfriend cheated on her in order for her to have a black baby? what a dumbass. Can anyone tell me how to get a transport off this planet? I have had all I can take of people choosing to act stupid all the time.

  47. angie on August 19th, 2012
  48. please shoot yourself

  49. dj on October 8th, 2012

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