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11 Comments to My brain just exploded

  1. Assuming this isn’t a troll…

    First off, WTF were both of you doing that each of you thought the other one was a girl?! Were you both applying make-up and wearing pretty dresses? Also, don’t either of you have a beard?

    Secondly, it’s obvious you never engaged in any kind of sex play… once you get someone even close to naked it’s not a difficult task to determine their gender…

    So… why don’t you just stay in the friend zone? That seems to be the best solution.

  2. The Last Universalist on November 16th, 2012
  3. get a hair cut and wash your face,
    after that go watch a football game before the season is over and drink some beer.

  4. snagley on November 16th, 2012
  5. it is most likely a troll because what couple does not have any kind of sexual contact? well besides overly strict christian bible thumpers that think the sun is a sign of the devil and seeing ash coming out of a volcano is demons being summoned……….and snagley watching football, having short hair, and drinking beer have nothing to do with being a male because if that was true then a woman doing all those things would be a man but still have a genuine female body.

  6. mordred on November 16th, 2012
  7. Troll.

  8. Mimi on November 16th, 2012
  9. come on over and I’ll do both of you and then tell you wich is the bitch

  10. MAYOR MIKE BEDBUG on November 16th, 2012
  11. The radio at my work just played “Dude Looks Like A Lady” and I thought of this post.

  12. The Last Universalist on November 16th, 2012
  13. maybe they are both a couple of young teenagers. 12-16 yr old kids usually don’t have any sexual contact and if they are both effeminate boys then it would be easy to confuse them for a girl in today’s metrosexual world.

  14. Chelsea Rae Postell on November 17th, 2012
  15. Okay, how in hell did the other “dude” think Jim is a girl’s name??? I’ll give him credit if he mistaking Sam or Pat or….but Jim??? Come on! You deserve a twinkie in your butthole.

  16. Twinkie on November 18th, 2012
  17. Just for future reference…if he thinks you’re a girl and you think he’s a girl, that’s a pretty big hint that YES, you’re both gay. Even if you didn’t know, that’s almost beside the point when you both look enough like girls to fool each other for months.

  18. cHao on November 19th, 2012
  19. Has to be fake; you don’t need to see another person naked to determine their gender. Their activities, conversational comments, etc., not to mention their friends, will surely help to clarify. Didn’t they ever hear anyone else refer to the other person as “he” or “she”, ever?

  20. Hap on November 20th, 2012
  21. What about their voices????

  22. Confused on November 4th, 2014

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