If you’re not a total douche, it shouldn’t be *too* difficult to find a woman who will let you practice your pussy-eating skills with her… over and over, until you become a master.
At least he or she wants to learn and not be boring in the sack…Or completely BAD at it. I think this person should be applauded.
If a person wants to learn how to give good head either practice, ask the guy you are giving it to, watch porn, or ask Google (I would go for the first one but I digress).
Now I want to have sex and my work day just started. Awesome.
Step number one: Know where to look for your item of interest. If you can’t find Google you sure as hell won’t find a pussy!!! Step two: If you can’t figure out how to hide your tracks (i.e. erase this stupid message on your FB) then you won’t be able to eat pussy either! Step three: I agree with Joe on. You are a Troll! Go fuck yourself . It’s easier.
If you’re not a total douche, it shouldn’t be *too* difficult to find a woman who will let you practice your pussy-eating skills with her… over and over, until you become a master.
Your priority should be to go back to school and learn how to spell.
@The Last Universalist; Me eat you pussy? Me get practice? Me take you to Japan and make you my wife under the rising sun flag?
Targzissians are obviously reptilian. Hey, it fits in with the rest of the comments.
Ba Ba Booey!
At least he or she wants to learn and not be boring in the sack…Or completely BAD at it. I think this person should be applauded.
If a person wants to learn how to give good head either practice, ask the guy you are giving it to, watch porn, or ask Google (I would go for the first one but I digress).
Now I want to have sex and my work day just started. Awesome.
It’s just like getting to Carnegie Hall…practice, practice, practice!
This is totally made up… I call a huge Troll.
Step number one: Know where to look for your item of interest. If you can’t find Google you sure as hell won’t find a pussy!!! Step two: If you can’t figure out how to hide your tracks (i.e. erase this stupid message on your FB) then you won’t be able to eat pussy either! Step three: I agree with Joe on. You are a Troll! Go fuck yourself . It’s easier.