I truly hope that this guy is new to the English language and not just a grown man who is this illiterate…. either way, he should probably look into a career in which he takes less direct blows to the head.
I couldn’t help but to notice you’re single. I am a professional cage fighter and I would live to make your acquaintance. I also noticed (not because I was cyber stalking you) that some bozo has made a phony profile of you on Facebook.
I was just curious as to why you haven’t returned my text? I would like to come and take care of you and maybe bring you a nice cup of tea.
This is odd. It’s unusual for a girl not to respond because I am a professional cage fighter that has been televised on Cops where you have not been televised at all.