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16 Comments to Pick-up lines

  1. I truly hope that this guy is new to the English language and not just a grown man who is this illiterate…. either way, he should probably look into a career in which he takes less direct blows to the head.

  2. Snap on October 4th, 2013
  3. I had to read “word” for word. Which made this even funnier in my head.

  4. Lyzzie on October 4th, 2013
  5. as in DOG CAGE

  6. Joey BadaBing on October 4th, 2013
  7. That is awesome. I would go on a gay date with this guy just to see how much more ridiculous it would be.

  8. AlfaCowboy on October 4th, 2013
  9. Its monkeys like this that give the sport its bad image. This guy was either stupid to begin with or he’s the type that gets knocked out all the time.

  10. bean on October 4th, 2013
  11. Someone please translate this. Google doesn’t have an Idiot to English translation choice. I figured out the first sentence, if you can call it that, but then he lost me.

  12. Jeff on October 4th, 2013
  13. How does your grammar even get this bad? If you went to second grade you should be doing better then this.

  14. EMB on October 4th, 2013
  15. Fuckin coons

  16. mike reiley on October 4th, 2013
  17. Look! There’s another person we just don’t need. Soylent Green!

  18. Picklestink on October 4th, 2013
  19. yeah, um, I’m pretty sure this ass hat stalker is the one who made the fake profile. He doesn’t handle rejection well, and this lady is smart for turning this prize down.

  20. urdumb on October 5th, 2013
  21. also, why make yourself look illiterate when writing the real words is easier??? ever heard of voice to text? holy shit.

  22. urdumb on October 5th, 2013
  23. What if that is what comes out when he speaks? Maybe he needs a speech therapist too

  24. Miasma on October 7th, 2013
  25. Translation:
    I couldn’t help but to notice you’re single. I am a professional cage fighter and I would live to make your acquaintance. I also noticed (not because I was cyber stalking you) that some bozo has made a phony profile of you on Facebook.
    I was just curious as to why you haven’t returned my text? I would like to come and take care of you and maybe bring you a nice cup of tea.
    This is odd. It’s unusual for a girl not to respond because I am a professional cage fighter that has been televised on Cops where you have not been televised at all.

  26. Just Someone on October 7th, 2013
  27. I find myself shocked and secretly pleased that he at least spelled “knobs” correctly.

  28. Joogityjoggjoggg on October 11th, 2013
  29. The translation by Just someone has to be the best thing I’ve read all day. Hilarious. And that guy is a an uber tool.

  30. Beverly on October 11th, 2013
  31. the only cage this animal knows about is a jail cell.

  32. Deport Illegals! on March 21st, 2014

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