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Rick Santorum’s gay thoughts



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19 Comments to Rick Santorum’s gay thoughts

  1. Well now we know he IS dumb enough to be our next president.

    Congrats!

  2. beatle on March 17th, 2012
  3. What a douchbag! You don’t have to like it idiot but at least show some respect to gay people! I’m sure deep down inside he has some gay tendencies…most of the time when they hate it’s cause they wish they cold do it oo.

  4. Votingforobama on March 17th, 2012
  5. What’s disgusting is how much he thinks about it.

  6. Netjnke on March 17th, 2012
  7. I wasn’t aware that Mr. Santorum was gay. The only reason you would obsess about gay sex is that you’re gay yourself. I’m straighter than an ancient Roman road and think about gay sex maybe once a year, for 1/100 of a second.

  8. The Last Universalist on March 17th, 2012
  9. How do we know this is actually him? It could be an impostor trying to make him look bad so Romney will win. Our country is screwed either way.

  10. Kendall on March 17th, 2012
  11. Kendall, he didn’t post that on Twitter but that is an actual quote from Santorum.

  12. Armauld on March 17th, 2012
  13. Gay people are so gross, they should all be shipped to a deserted isle so they don’t corrupt us with their disgusting practices.

  14. Hemmis on March 17th, 2012
  15. @Hemmis That is what I think about christians… Expecially the fundies….

  16. xtian zombie vampire on March 17th, 2012
  17. Intolerant bastards like Hemmis and other extremist freaks like the Westboro scum who protest at the funerals of soldiers who made the ultimate sacrifice for their country should all be shipped to Texas, which should then be sold back to Mexico. Then we should build a 50-foot-tall fence on the border to make sure they don’t try to sneak back in here.

  18. The Last Universalist on March 18th, 2012
  19. @Hemmis you are a worthless, spineless, piece of shit.. you are one of those type of people who go around and judge every single person, while you sit on your porch behind your little white white picket fence saying your normal. YOU are what we call strange and fucked up.

    If they can’t marry, then you can’t divorce.

  20. Jon on March 19th, 2012
  21. I am normal because i view the opposite sex as mates. To engage in any type of homosexuality is not correct and should be banned in the entire world. And i do think marriage should only be between a man and a woman, and also should be for life without divorce. So go suck on your boyfriends disease infested penis all you sicko’s

  22. Hemmis on March 20th, 2012
  23. Well, I learned something interesting… Rick Santorum’s online alias is apparently “Hemmis”.

  24. The Last Universalist on March 20th, 2012
  25. Hemmis your a sad pathetic closed mind fool, stop halting our evolution you fucking ape. Love in all its forms should be encouraged not stifled you cretin! Fuck off back down the evolutionary ladder.

  26. dahlia on March 21st, 2012
  27. Also Hemmis, how the fuck do you know what’s “correct”? You seem a bit slow….

  28. dahlia on March 21st, 2012
  29. I can’t find any proof that Santorum actually said this.

    To the homophobes here: Holy crap, why do you people care SO freaking much about what’s going on in other people’s bedrooms? There’s plenty of other things to focus or waste your time on.

  30. Log From Blammo on March 21st, 2012
  31. Hemmis is right you know. Men have a penis, women have a hole. They fit together like lego blocks… Basic knowledge of sexual biology. Why else would lesbians be using fake penises during sex?? Because deep down inside they want to feel a male. And gay men stick their thing in another guy’s shit, because they want to feel something close to a female… ewwww And its not more evolved… Actually gays and lesbians would die off because of “natural selection”. I feel bad for them. I don’t hate them, I never did, but I just don’t agree with them. Like the way they don’t agree with me. And the love they feel is love, but not the kind between opposite sex. Many of them would say that they were straight before, and they liked being gay better, but maybe the girls they picked were bitches.

  32. Man on April 8th, 2012
  33. Actually, @Man:

    Are you too afraid to say vagina? I know, it’s a big word.

    Not all lesbians use a fake penis. I’ll leave the explanation out because clearly you don’t understand the female anatomy. Lego blocks, my ass. That metaphor sucks.

    Natural selection (or, as you put it, “natural selection”, because somehow it seems more official with quotation marks) is not as simple as it sounds, because the biology of homosexuality doesn’t work like those nice simple little examples from BIO 101. If it did, we wouldn’t have gays in the first place! All the gays I know came from two heterosexual parents.

    Also, please explain to me how homosexual love is not the same kind of love as heterosexual love, since you obviously are an expert in this area. Do you know from personal experience?

  34. lolr3n on April 22nd, 2012
  35. @The Last Universalist, xtian zombie vampire, and beatle: Lmao.

  36. Glo on June 16th, 2012
  37. If you think about gay sex that much, you might be gay…. and if you feel guilty and disgusted about it, you might be Catholic ;)

  38. lolol on June 10th, 2013

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