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17 Comments to Someone wanted to get rid of this person…

  1. Dum, Da Dum Dum DUMB!

  2. Robert on March 21st, 2012
  3. LMFAO hahahaha

  4. Mimi on March 21st, 2012
  5. It’s in the same aisle as the muffler bearing grease.

  6. krazymike on March 21st, 2012
  7. The movie Idiocracy comes to life again…

  8. The Last Universalist on March 21st, 2012
  9. It is behind the battery. Right next to the Blinker fluid tank.

  10. CMAGUMBY on March 21st, 2012
  11. It’s by the henway.

    What’s a henway?

    Ohhhh … about 3 or 4 pounds.

  12. Netjnke on March 21st, 2012
  13. It’s covered by Toyota, demand it, don’t take no for an answer.

  14. J. Pickett on March 22nd, 2012
  15. It’s located beside the Flux Capacitor and requires 1.21 milliliters of fluid.

  16. BowtieAssassin on March 23rd, 2012
  17. Typical Prius owner.

  18. Xuchilbara on March 23rd, 2012
  19. My guess is this is some bimbo who came in for the fifth time whining that her headlights were broken, and the mechanic realized for the fifth time that she just didn’t know how to properly turn them on, up, and off. I’d do something like that, too.

  20. Kaytie on March 23rd, 2012
  21. XD MADE MY DAY! XD You can find it in the auto aisle at Wal-Mart next to the blinker fluid and the bottles of CAN Data.

  22. Greasygal on March 23rd, 2012
  23. Wow!!! if this girl refuses to use her common sense and take the car to anyone who works on them,then she does not need to be driving. The dealer won’t cover fluids etc..only gives a warrenty against the car malfunctioning..duh!!! I am tired of seeing stupid texts..guess common sense don’t exist for alot of people.

  24. angie on June 22nd, 2012
  25. Headlight fluid! Ha! Am I the only person who knows where this joke came from?! Red vs Blue! My favourite show as a kid!
    Simmons : “Okay rookie, we need you to go to the store and get two quarts of elbow grease,”
    Griff : ” Yeah, and pick up some headlight fluid for the puma too”
    Donut : ” The what?”
    Simmomns : ” He means the warthog”

  26. wes on July 4th, 2012
  27. actually you freakin fags… she is legit in her questioning… mini coopers have headlight fluid… other nicer cars do as well… research before making fun… you end up being the dumb ass :)

  28. reaganomics on July 20th, 2012
  29. Ah damn Wes beat me to it.

  30. Beezleboss on July 21st, 2012
  31. I did lmao about this!

  32. curious on July 28th, 2012
  33. True story: 1973 I drove a Volkswagen Beetle to school. One day, before winter, my Dad told me that I needed to take it to the dealership to have the antifreeze checked. As I was heading out the door to do so, he relented…..

  34. curious on July 28th, 2012

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