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8 Comments to Tanorexic

  1. im bloody pale and i am loving it! plus pale women are just soooooooo smexy >.>

  2. mordred on October 19th, 2012
  3. Figures. She’s from New Jersey. Remember: “Jersey girls aren’t trash, because trash gets picked up.”.

  4. John Donne on October 19th, 2012
  5. My GF is pale and beautiful. This girl is a moron — trust me, you don’t want to get skin cancer.

  6. The Last Universalist on October 19th, 2012
  7. Yeah, once she has a melanoma removed…along with the surrounding 3 inches of skin, she’ll be absolutely gorgeous. Scars are SO much better than pale skin.

  8. Jessica on October 20th, 2012
  9. Scars? Heck, skin cancer can easily turn into other types of cancer once it metastasizes. My paternal grandma died of a brain tumor that started as skin cancer. One of my parents’ friends has cancer of the lymph nodes – and yes, it started out as skin cancer.

    I had this teeny tiny mole that had been mentally bugging me for years. I would even wake up in the middle of the night to find myself scratching it. Then one day last year I looked at it and saw it had gotten slightly darker. By the end of the week it had gone from light brown to dark brown. I was on vacation otherwise I would’ve been in that same day. I went, got it removed, results came back – it wasn’t cancerous, yet, but in another two months they said it would’ve been, if not sooner. I was 35 and just barely avoided getting cancer. And I don’t even try to tan because I don’t tan, I burn. So I stay pale all the time.

  10. Jami on October 20th, 2012
  11. Jamie,
    I think this chickie would be more concerned about scars than brain cancer. She’s obviously not using her brain much.

  12. Jessica on October 22nd, 2012
  13. I like pale women. Then tend to age well too.

  14. geezer on October 24th, 2012
  15. Wow, I’m actually at a loss for words. Someday, that girl is going to ruin some poor guys life by marrying him.

  16. wtf on December 25th, 2012

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