the guys are the ones who are punished. we have to put up with your crap for a week before you start and a week after. (and if your “on your period” for a week and “pms-ing” for a week, that’s two weeks. lets just call that normal and the other two weeks when your nice is the special time).
and to top it off—just because you can’t have sex doesn’t mean your mouth doesn’t work. god didn’t give it to you so you can talk.