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Traveling to Hawaii





16 Comments to Traveling to Hawaii

  1. I live in Alaska, and I’m constantly amazed at the number of questions that I see like this!

    There was a headline here while back in the USA Today about a bear to be returned to a zoo in Cleveland from Anchorage. Headline read “Bear to be Returned to US”. I guess someone skipped their third grade geography class!

  2. adlyia on January 29th, 2012
  3. Good grief…you only need a passport if you’re leaving the country, not the state. I fear for our generation and future ones.

  4. Kendall on January 29th, 2012
  5. OMG!! This is too damn funny!!

  6. KC on January 29th, 2012
  7. I do design work from time to time. You would not believe how often a customer asks me to help them figure out the square footage of their RECTANGLE room.
    It it truly unbelievable.

  8. jeffm209 on January 29th, 2012
  9. Guaranteed this loser forfeited on their student loan.

  10. Patrick on January 30th, 2012
  11. A square foot doesn’t know the tape of a room. The room could be in a damn circle shape you still have a square footage.

  12. peoplearedumb on January 30th, 2012
  13. Too damn funny! I hope they ran right out to get those passports.

  14. jack on January 31st, 2012
  15. adlyia,

    That’s nothing. I got in an argument with my aunt over Christmas because she was talking about how stupid one of her friends was due to the fact that he planned to drive to Alaska. “What’s he going to do,” she asked, “drive over the OCEAN?!” The fight ensued when I attempted to explain that Alaska is actually attached to Canada and that the way it is shown on US maps is called an inset. I finally gave up, because she’s as stubborn as she is dumb. I’m not sure what I expected, though. This is the same aunt who, a few years ago when a breaking news bulletin announced that Russia had invaded Georgia, said, “oh my God, how did they get past Florida?!”

  16. Kaytie on February 2nd, 2012
  17. jeffm209

    Wow dude, I would recommend you quit your design job if your seriously that dumb, is every room you’ve ever done perfectly square. I’ve been building houses for seven years and have never heard something so dumb, the shape of a room has nothing to do with it’s square footage if you don’t know this than you are incompetent.

  18. BowtieAssassin on February 4th, 2012
  19. That’s it. i can’t take it anymore. I’m moving to another Country. I think I’ll move to Guam.

  20. AnDaCA on February 5th, 2012
  21. Now I understand why the US people think Buenos Aires is the capital of Brazil.

  22. Kevin on February 10th, 2012
  23. ummm – i automatically assumed jeffm209 meant that people were so dumb they couldn’t figure out the area of a rectangular room. which is about the simplest mathematical formula in the world. which is the same as that of a square room. and that the ppl were too dumb to realize the formula for square and rectangle are the SAME. that’s what was jeffm209 is making fun of.

  24. me on February 13th, 2012
  25. Its Because Americans Are Stupid And Gulible And Fat!!

  26. jeremy on February 22nd, 2012
  27. Dumb Ass Sister fuckers Hah hahahahahaaaaa!!!!!

  28. jeremy on February 22nd, 2012
  29. andaca… if you’re trying to move to another country, you should go to hawaii or alaska… ;-)

  30. alexx on February 23rd, 2012
  31. @jeffin209
    I understand your point. Ignore the obtuse.

  32. yardbyrd on January 19th, 2013

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