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22 Comments to Trynna wife that

  1. Wow. Just wow. Terminal adolescents. “Trynna wife that.” She can’t have male friends. These guys will be sixteen forever. What a couple of idiot children.

  2. AlfaCowboy on June 12th, 2012
  3. He’s in for a lonnngggg journey, if he’s gonna try to keep all guys off her page.

  4. netjnke on June 12th, 2012
  5. ??? I must not understand ghetto-speak, b/c I didn’t understand a word of what Chris Wells said. The only part that made sense is that he doesn’t want some woman to have male friends on her Facebook page.

  6. The Last Universalist on June 12th, 2012
  7. Really? The A-for-Effort generation has to shorten the word ‘and’ to ‘nd’… pathetic!

    Also – I assume by nigga, he meant NIGGER?

  8. Liz on June 12th, 2012
  9. @ The Last Universalist:
    YOu missed the double negative. He WANTS her to have male friends on her page.

  10. Liz on June 12th, 2012
  11. Ok, people like Chris should a) Never get married and b) kill themselves immediately to better humanity.

  12. dickhead on June 12th, 2012
  13. “Don’t let this get to her…”
    YEA! — THAT’S going to happen! LOL!

  14. jeffm209 on June 12th, 2012
  15. So, let em get this straight, it IS ok for him to call each other NIGGERS, but NOT ok for me to call me white friends CRACKERS without his kind getting mad? People should be made to take IQ tests at completion of 8th grade, below “x” IQ, send them to a country who has high IQ than us to balance out the world.

  16. random person on June 13th, 2012
  17. I hope Sara has enough sense to kick this nigga to the curb. feel me? Oh and Chris that is a good look for you riding shotgun with those funky ass glasses

  18. Ed on June 13th, 2012
  19. THE FUNNY THING IS, HE IS “TRYING TO” WIFE HER
    MEANING HE IS TRICKING TO GET HER. SO PROBABLY DO NOT WANT TO BE WITH HIM. LOL. THIS IS SO FUNNY.
    HE SUCKS AND SO DOES SHE !!!

  20. ANABELL on June 13th, 2012
  21. @Liz i alternate between “and” and “n” depending on the matter

    chris wells makes me feel like banging my head against the desk until it bleeds…..

  22. mordred on June 13th, 2012
  23. So did anyone else send Sara a link to this? xD

  24. Brandon Emberton on June 13th, 2012
  25. @mordred

    Firstly, Yes, “n” is a proper colloquial in the context of a name or a title. However, it was not used as such in this case.
    Secondly, the letters used were “nd”, not “n”. Please pay attention next time.
    Lastly, You get no credit; I do not give A’s for effort.

  26. Liz on June 14th, 2012
  27. More proof that the dumbing down of America is still in full swing. In the not too distant future, it will be proper to type “n” instead of “and;” “ur” instead of “your” or “you’re;” and all those other idiotic truncations of proper words.

    For some reason, a lot of people today find it acceptable to sound like an uneducated piece of trash. Sigh… Self-respect is gone.

  28. BB on June 14th, 2012
  29. BB, you lasted allot longer than me. I gave up on humanity along time ago.

  30. RED on June 14th, 2012
  31. THAT’S BLACKS FOR YOU…NEED I SAY MORE…LOL LOW LIFES!

  32. STEVE on June 14th, 2012
  33. *a lot, not allot

  34. mlvs on June 15th, 2012
  35. what friggin’ idiots. if a white person talked to a black person like that we would be accused of being racist

  36. crystal busby on July 5th, 2012
  37. The Alot is an imaginary creature. Perhaps Red was referring to his cousin, the Allot.

    http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

  38. ivannabc on July 7th, 2012
  39. …firstly??? Really Liz? LOL Has anyone read the comments about this? Oh and only one person pointed out the fact that he used a double negative. His argument is invalid. He WANTS her to have friends on her page because he’s not cool with her having no dudes on it…I’m going to friend her out of spite.

  40. Teddy on July 7th, 2012
  41. It’s just sad that they’re breeding.

  42. Lester on August 14th, 2012
  43. When he says “I’m good, bro” does he mean “I am willing to accede to your request” or does he mean “I am satisfied with the status quo and will therefore not accede to your request.”? Because it could mean either.

  44. Dr Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff on December 14th, 2013

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