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26 Comments to Wait… You did what?

  1. Cocaine is a helluva drug

  2. troof be told on February 1st, 2013
  3. People like this is why Shrinks have a license to give medications.

    Good god, if this isn’t a SCREAM for help, I don’t know what is.

  4. Brattus Rattus on February 1st, 2013
  5. fuck him. thin the herd. next time piss in a wall socket.

  6. girlwatcher on February 1st, 2013
  7. Dude. Just end it.

    Or go to the hospital and they’ll admit you for a full psych evaluation.

    Either/ or…

  8. Snap N. McGarrett on February 1st, 2013
  9. Did anyone else think “Oh not on the hardwood floor!” or was it just me?

  10. Cassilda on February 1st, 2013
  11. WTF? Is she three?

  12. GunDiva on February 1st, 2013
  13. ……soooo this person was so sad that they pissed themselves? I’ve been sad, upset, depressed, etc. before, but never has it made me want to piss my pants, nor has any other emotion….. well, I’ve laughed so hard i pee’d a little, does that count? but seriously, I’m curious how many people unfriended this person after this post, bv i sure as hell would have….

  14. Snap on February 1st, 2013
  15. ya sure, thats why you did it, “on purpose”

  16. ak on February 1st, 2013
  17. GO TO THE DOCTOR. Peeing yourself never helped anyone. Unless their crotch was literally on fire.

  18. slothboy on February 1st, 2013
  19. I agree with girlwatcher…thin the herd..I cannot have any sympathy for attention whores…they are just plain losers, and are taking up precious space and air on this planet.

  20. CSA on February 1st, 2013
  21. Pissed yourself?!? Pussy! Next time go all the way and shit yourself!

  22. Dan E on February 1st, 2013
  23. and people are supposed to know this from peeing your pants?

  24. netjnke on February 1st, 2013
  25. our sad human knees in water. has nobody noticed that there are no signs of urine on the trousers? alternative version, whole trousers are soaked, but they look fine and dry.
    try again attention whore!

  26. hugh on February 2nd, 2013
  27. No wonder everyone hates you,you pee your pants.Make friends by shitting yourself in a Walmart.

  28. bubba on February 2nd, 2013
  29. A gun in the mouth.. pull trigger .. thin the herd yes bitch do it

  30. obama on February 2nd, 2013
  31. Suicide is an option in an overpopulated world. Whatever you do, don’t breed.

  32. wtf on February 2nd, 2013
  33. What makes some of you think this is a female? At least it’s a male, you can point it. LOL

  34. Brattus Rattus on February 4th, 2013
  35. Why did he have to say “literally?”

    Wasn’t the photo sufficient to show that it wasn’t a metaphorical pissing?

    Maybe I’m missing the point…

  36. AlfaCowboy on February 4th, 2013
  37. Is this supposed to make people feel sorry for him?

  38. HarleenQuinzel on February 4th, 2013
  39. Attention Whore.

  40. bean on February 5th, 2013
  41. If I could reach through the screen and bitch slap every person that overused the word literally, I would be such a happy girl. Especially the ones that use it wrong. I heard someone say “I am literally laughing my ass off” one day and it was everything I could do to keep from making them pull down their pants and show me the part of their ass that fell off.

  42. Beverly on February 5th, 2013
  43. Beverly, apparently LITERALLY was used correctly in this post. Did you notice the puddle under his chair???

  44. ganga on February 5th, 2013
  45. Hope somebody rubbed his nose in that puddle of piss and beat the hell out of him with a rolled up newspaper.

  46. vomit knife on February 6th, 2013
  47. Kill yourself. No balls.

  48. Dr. Phil on February 6th, 2013
  49. Liar. Pants are not even wet.

  50. jj on February 7th, 2013
  51. Nothing says sadness like pissing your pants on purpose.

  52. willie on April 30th, 2014

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