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24 Comments to Watch out, girls…

  1. Actually, they hate you because you can’t spell worth a good Goddamn.

  2. The Last Universalist on December 5th, 2012
  3. meahwhile in the trailer park……

  4. Pearl on December 5th, 2012
  5. That reminds me… What’s the number to the free clinic again?

  6. adlyia on December 5th, 2012
  7. i really doubt that my boyfriend would fuck you. not even with someone else’s dick.

  8. g-nee on December 5th, 2012
  9. How many drinks do I get to have first?

  10. slumpig on December 5th, 2012
  11. My dog wouldn’t fuck you

  12. Peter on December 5th, 2012
  13. No, I hate you because you can’t spell, and I’d love to see you try. My boyfriend doesn’t like trash, and in the event you were dumb enough to try with my man you’d have to contend with me. Go back to school, do NOT reproduce and look up any word you may not understand in this post in the dictionary. Thanks! Have a great day!

  14. Lady_R on December 5th, 2012
  15. You have to give her credit for high self esteem, however misguided it may be.

  16. broncosgodess on December 5th, 2012
  17. I read an article recently that said that the US is #40 in the world in education but #1 in self esteem. Guess she just proves that article was right.

  18. Beverly on December 6th, 2012
  19. I’d hit that…

  20. Ham on December 6th, 2012
  21. Am I the only one that thinks she looks ten?

  22. AlphaDelta on December 6th, 2012
  23. She certainly spells like she’s 10. Actually, most 10-year-olds can spell much better than that.

  24. The Last Universalist on December 6th, 2012
  25. Am I the only one that wishes “The Last Universalist” would disappear already. Assuming it’s a female, otherwise that’s one extremely gay man.

  26. ............ on December 6th, 2012
  27. I thought The Last Universalist was a gay dude. But it makes more since that it’s an annoying chick. She must be a test tube baby and the scientist never changed the tube as she got bigger so the test tube started cracking as The Last Universalist was getting bigger. I’m assuming that the water in the test tubes get smelly. The chick in the picture is annoying too.

  28. Carly on December 7th, 2012
  29. iz lett hurr blowe mi. an i spewww skunkk in hurrr harrr.

  30. Snap N. McGarrett on December 7th, 2012
  31. I hate you because you’re an idiot. Not to mention disgustingly unattractive.

  32. DREW on December 8th, 2012
  33. I wonder how this girl is going to feel about her pictures in 20 years. And btw “The Last Universalist” is a lesbian, not a gay dude. And yes, she is very annoying. I’m going to assume she’s not a hot lesbian that anyone would want to see naked.

  34. TimDunken on December 9th, 2012
  35. Well Tim, Its not like your frist prize yourself.

  36. A on December 10th, 2012
  37. Actually, Tim is correct. I don’t have the looks of Anne Heche. Probably not a lot of people would want to see me naked.

    But my girlfriend thinks I’m attractive and her opinion is the one that matters most.

  38. The Last Universalist on December 10th, 2012
  39. @The Last Universalist – So does your girlfriend think you’re annoying too?

  40. ............ on December 10th, 2012
  41. No, she thinks I’m awesome.

    Of course, when I’m around her I let her do most of the talking.

  42. The Last Universalist on December 10th, 2012
  43. What the fuck is this shit? O_o

  44. HarleenQuinzel on December 11th, 2012
  45. I hope this was just a really elaborate facebook hack. Because if not I feel like this person would have been sourly disappointed by responses from whomever she tagged.

  46. Thisisfunny on December 11th, 2012
  47. A couple of song lyrics come to mind. “If you get to messing with my man, you don’t stand a chance.” and “You ain’t women enough to take my man.” I would love to find the little tramp and tell her about herself. Bitches like that need to be leashed, collared and put in their place.

  48. Lady_R on December 13th, 2012

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