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Why is this happening

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13 Comments to Why is this happening

  1. Damn you people! You could have said pickle a LOT sooner. I was just about puking thinking it was a TURD!!!

  2. girlwatcher on February 14th, 2013
  3. God she’s ugly.

  4. AlfaCowboy on February 14th, 2013
  5. Who cares, alfa? If she’s got a sweet personality and good cocksucking skills, what else do you want in a woman? Besides your dick, of course.

  6. The Last Universalist on February 14th, 2013
  7. Sexy and skilled! She can’t possibly be single…

  8. Mimi on February 14th, 2013
  9. Seriously… that pickle isn’t that big. When homegirl gets a decent sized cucumber and does that, then she can come hang with me.

    skilzzzzz

  10. Brattus Rattus on February 15th, 2013
  11. People with standards care. I mean, I’m glad trolls can find someone somehwere who will use them for sex, and I am much, much more glad that that someone somewhere is not me.

    Have at it. She would frighten the billy goats gruff clean off the bridge.

  12. AlfaCowboy on February 15th, 2013
  13. @BRATTUS RATTUS: What you care about a cucumber when all she need for you is a tooth pick.

  14. Jethro on February 15th, 2013
  15. jethro…lol I’m a woman. I was talking about my skills.

    Thanks for playing though.

  16. Brattus Rattus on February 17th, 2013
  17. Her parents will be so proud to see that.

  18. Muriel on February 18th, 2013
  19. I laughed out loud when I read Jethro’s statement because even I know Brat is a woman.

  20. Beverly on February 19th, 2013
  21. I agree with Brat, its not a very big pickle. Not impressed…I have a feeling that big ol maw could fit at least four dounuts at once…she should have tried ahrder.

  22. YOUpoopedYOURpants! on February 24th, 2013
  23. This photo only says two things…easy and slut. I am sure most guys who see that get excited and want to date her. As a woman,this girl has no self esteem and most likely sleep with anything. I see alot of antibiotics in her future. We will be seeing her on the proud parents site. I really hope she isn’t able to breed.

  24. gemini on March 11th, 2013
  25. Am i the only on that thought she ate the pickle and then put the end back in her mouth?

  26. Archnemesis on April 4th, 2013

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