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Wow, not much shocks me, but this did it…



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31 Comments to Wow, not much shocks me, but this did it…

  1. With those radical feminazi views she’ll never get a sane man to impregnate her.

  2. The Last Universalist on December 13th, 2012
  3. What a CUNT

  4. A$$MAN on December 13th, 2012
  5. What’s more disturbing is the 56 morons that liked her rant…..

  6. Pearl on December 13th, 2012
  7. Found her:

    http://www.facebook.com/hailey.martin.92167

    I’m guessing she likes women anyway

  8. Kirsti Whale on December 13th, 2012
  9. What was that movie with Nick Cage? Wicker Man or something like that? She’s one of those chicks. What the hell happened to her?

  10. Brattus Rattus on December 13th, 2012
  11. Trying to find that post now…..

  12. yup on December 13th, 2012
  13. @The Last Universalist : Sadly i have no doubt she will find some poor soul for that….

  14. yup on December 13th, 2012
  15. She needs to be taught the benefits of drinking semen.

  16. Snap N. McGarrett on December 13th, 2012
  17. No, honey, those aren’t feminist views.

    Those are ignoramous views.

  18. GunDiva on December 13th, 2012
  19. She’s a hypocrite cause she “liked” an anti-circumcision facebook group for BOTH boys and girls

  20. AC on December 13th, 2012
  21. “American Woman, stay away from me…” Good song!

  22. adlyia on December 13th, 2012
  23. HUH? This woman has issues. Breastfeeding provides more nutrients etc than formula,and your told that when you read the pregnancy books..duh. If she has a boy,she will be denying him..what a great mom she is. Being circumsized doesn’t interfere with sexual pleasure,plus it’s more sanitary. Her kind of thinking should automatically be rewarded with free sterilization.

  24. gemini on December 13th, 2012
  25. and a free beating right after the sterilization.

  26. Beverly on December 13th, 2012
  27. I’m not certain she really understands what a feminists is.

  28. Ash on December 13th, 2012
  29. I hope she never has kids.

  30. Kate on December 14th, 2012
  31. The sad thing is there’s many people out there this unbelievably stupid. I really do wish there was a way to keep these idiots from breeding. Those aren’t “feminist views”, that’s crazy talk.

  32. bean on December 14th, 2012
  33. Even without breastfeeding, males will still be physically stronger, quicker and more assertive. Three million years of hominid evolution have assured that. A few bitter cunts who can’t accept biological reality aren’t going to change it.

  34. AlfaCowboy on December 14th, 2012
  35. Women can’t be firemen without the physical requirements being lowered. Suck it, bitch.

  36. sockpuppet on December 14th, 2012
  37. This lunatic needs to have a group of actual moms chain her to a wall and whack her with a parenting handbook until they beat the stupid out of her.

  38. The Last Universalist on December 14th, 2012
  39. I really hope this is fake.

  40. Mihalinka on December 14th, 2012
  41. This has to be fake. If not then that woman must have a natural chastity belt. I wonder how many uncle’s laps she had to sit before she went off the dyke deep end.

  42. hendodrum on December 14th, 2012
  43. …….if she tried that to my prodigy then she would need to eat through a tube -.-

  44. mordred on December 14th, 2012
  45. everjaded on December 15th, 2012
  46. “Being circumsized doesn’t interfere with sexual pleasure,plus it’s more sanitary.”

    Not true. Let me just leave you with this report, written by a German doctor who supports making male circumcision of infants illegal.

    http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kinderaerzte-im-netz.de%2Fbvkj%2Fkinpopup%2Fpsfile%2Fpdf%2F70%2F121126_Ste50aa5e211e6a6.pdf&act=url

  47. Lisa Marie on December 30th, 2012
  48. Mordred, I think you mean “progeny”.

  49. Marcie on January 1st, 2013
  50. Personally she has that wrong any child be it a girl or boy is will be he unfortunate one to have someone like that as a mother.

  51. Peggy on January 19th, 2013
  52. I would like to think this is satire, but unfortunatly many do actually think this way. Our culture has shifted from misogyny, ( which is a good thing),to misandry.

  53. Mike on March 17th, 2013
  54. Before someone says anything, the shift away from misogyny is a good thing. Not misogyny itself.

  55. Mike on March 17th, 2013
  56. Damn how seriously insecure do you have to be to try and sabatoge the male subset of our species What the the hell is wrong with her she doesnt deserve one boy she deserves 20 of them and then after she falls in love with and cares for them she deserves to have them ripped out of her arms forever. She’d not only be LUCKY to have someone stupid enouogh too impregnante her she’ll never be lucky enough to have one protect love provide and care for her. How stupid can you be to actually think we could be set apart why do we have to tare people down to build ourselves up your dilisuional and stupid. PERIOD!

  57. Shananon Smith on July 6th, 2013
  58. What “she” (“it” would be more accurate) needs is to burn and die in agony.

  59. thefinalson on January 14th, 2014
  60. If this is actually a real post, this is what should happen to her. First, her abdomen should be opened up surgically and dissected until her ovaries are reached. They should then be brought out but still connected to her body, and then each one smashed into pulp to sterilize her in the most painful (read: deserved) way possible. I’ve always wondered if ovaries would actually be as sensitive as testicles; indeed, I hope for her to discover, to her horror, and me to my delight, that they are at least close! Next ALL of her internal reproductive organs should be unceremoniously scooped out, and replaced with a water balloon filled with napalm, then she should be sewn back up. Maybe give her a little while to let the fear sink in. She will probably have to be prevented from going into shock or passing out from pain at this point. Next, an iron rod needs to be heated over a very intense flame until it’s red hot. Test it first on another balloon filled with fuel to make sure it’s hot enough to puncture it and ignite. Then, that needs to be rammed up her vaginal canal (hopefully melting the flesh of that vile orifice on the way, as an added bonus), scorching through the cervix, and finally igniting the napalm balloon inside her. Now you listen to her scream as she burns from the inside out. As an optional extra, you can load her burning carcass into a spaceship and fling her out into a supernova or GRB (that’s a Gamma Ray Burst, if you were wondering) as it’s occurring. This is just to make sure that her evil taint is actually cleansed from the universe. I wouldn’t trust death alone to necessarily fit the bill. This is… I want to say it’s what this dark entity deserves if she’s actually being serious with her post… but truthfully, even this would be too good for her. It’ll have to do for now, though. -_-

  61. Enraged Anonymous on January 14th, 2014

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